Online dating site member boobslikewhoaaa

No rapists or serial killers please!

LifeStyle: Smoke Occasionally
Drink Occasionally
Activity Level Somewhat active
Have Kids No
Want Kids Someday
Work Type Other profession
Education Some college
Religion Agnostic
Ethnicity Latino / Hispanic

Stats: Eyes Brown
Hair Dark brown
Height 5′ 2″
Body Type Big and beautiful
Marital Status Single

About me: I enjoy:

douchbaggery
acting like a raging d!ckhead in public establishments
scrabble
marry wanna
cheesey horror flix
adult video stores
road trips
dive bars
sushi
midgets
80’s music, movies, hair etc.
reaking havoc on unsuspecting peoples lives
messing with my best friends facebook account and adding 50 men from camden to her friends list bwahahaha
seedy strip clubs
and so much more……

I’m 27, puerto rican & irish (even though I’m half PR I still have my license, a car, a job, and no babies) just needed to throw that out there. I’m not skinny at all I hate using the term BBW because every fat chick uses it regardless of if they’re beautiful or not. I wouldn’t say I’m hot but I don’t think I’m grotesque looking either. I have a few tattoos, a big rack, and a quirky personality. If your looking for someone on the ridiculous side to hang out with and take it from there, shoot me a message.

P.S I don’t get along with ghetto people at all. If your profile is written in ebonics and the following words are in your vocabulary, and you use them in an attempt to “holla at me” please don’t bother and keep it moving.

boo
shawty
baby gurl
lil mama

I’m in no way, shape or form hoodlicious so I can’t deal with hearing that sh!t

My Interests

What I’m looking for: I just got out of a relationship that ended horribly so I’m not looking to jump back into one at all. That being said I’m also not looking to suck your d!ck, f*ck you, have a 3sum with you and your girlfriend/wife, or exchange raunchy photos with you. I come here in search of someone who is not a scumbag, emo little b!tch, or married. I know I set the bar high here, but I have faith that someone here in the South Jersey area fits the bill. Every ad I read is so boring it makes my eyes want to vomit. Are there any interesting mildly intelligent people who don’t write the same sh!t over and over? Seriously if I read one more ad that says “I’m fun loving and looking to meet the same”. I’m gonna find you and slice your tires open. Of course you like to have fun who doesn’t? Be creative people! Anywho I’m trailing off topic here. I’m all about “doing me” right now and living my life to the fullest. I would like to meet some new people as I get tired of seeing the same faces all the time.

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