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Please don't hit me in the face ... it's not much ... but it's all I've got :(
North York, Ontario
- My Interests
- Cottage Get Away
- Dinner Cruises
- Horseback Riding
- Mountain Biking
- Roller Blading
- Sea Kayaking
- Single Parties
- Single Vacations
- White Water Rafting
- Wine Tours
- About me
- I'm new to this area and I'm really looking for someone who'll show me around the place, or someone who's willing to go on crazy and wild explorations of this insane place which is called the GTA)
Ah yes!!! How to describe myself???
Beautiful, eloquent, intellectual, wise, witty and popular. Those are all the things I am not (I could add more but I'm feeling lazy at the moment).
Let me ask you this, do you enjoy hitting yourself in the face repeatedly with hard metallic objects? Well lets just say that if you and I were to be locked in a room together you'd soon find yourself bludgeoning yourself to death. I excel at the arts of annoying and angering people.
Some people say that I remind them of Fry from that cartoon Futurama. That is a very good comparison, except for the fact that I don't have red hair, am not a cartoon, do not live in the future and I don't have an alcoholic robot for a best friend.
That lack of an alcoholic robot is a good thing due to the fact that I don't really drink anymore. Ohh except for my Baileys saturated morning coffees, my afternoon bourbon and my nightly shot of whatever I have. I have eliminated my weekend beer splurges and don't got to bars anymore, but that's because I hate dance music and I can't dance. (well I personally think I can dance, but most people think I'm having a seizure and it gets pretty embarrassing when the fire department and paramedics show up at the bar only to find out that I was just trying to dance).
I'm a very good listener, but I'm more interested in hearing myself talk. I'm not very smart but I can be entertaining for a good ten minutes and after that it goes all the way downhill.
Who I'd Like To Meet?
Well it would help if you were deaf. But I'll talk to anyone, I'm not very fussy. I just don't like fake people who are two-faced (nice at first but a few months later turns into an A$$) and who care about nothing. I can't really deal with people who have no respect for others and who only worry about themselves. I respect people who are passionate about their beliefs, you could believe in the ancient Norse gods, sacrifice baby hamsters to the Dark Prince Of Eternal Pain and Suffering, it really doesn't bother me, just as long as you don't ridicule me for my beliefs and morals. If I truly had to say what types of people I'm looking for it would have to be happy people who don't play mind games, who enjoy occasional spurts of stupidity and immaturity, who love life, don't complain too much, like the outdoors and who are kind of geeky. But most of all I need people who will accept me as their friend and in return I will be the Best Gosh Darned Friend In The WORLD that they'll ever have. (ok I may be exaggerating with that 'Best Gosh Darned Friend' thing, but what I mean is that you'll always be able to depend on me, no matter what.)
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