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IdoNOTwantKids.com
  • IdoNOTwantKids.com

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I do NOT want Kids

Hillsborough, NJ

  • Male
  • 45 yrs old

Stats
Eyes Brown
Hair Dark brown
Height 5' 5"
Body Type About average
Marital Status Single
LifeStyle
Smoke Never
Drink Never
Activity Level Active
Have Kids No
Want Kids No, I don’t want kids
Work Type Legal
Education PhD / Post Doctoral
I'm Looking for
Women between the ages of 25 and 44
I'm Interested in
Dating, A long term relationship, Marriage
My Interests
  • Adventure Sports
About me
*PREFACE: If you don't like to read, you can watch a 3 minute goofy animation I made reflecting my philosophy on dating (which MOST women unfortunately disagree with). Here is the direct link:
www.DoNOTdateMe.com

Aaaaaanyway... I'm frequently asked the following question (or something very similar), "You are 38 years old. You truly believe your parents are your heroes. You are a lawyer. You do not drink, do not smoke, do not gamble, and have never tried drugs. You exercise 30 minutes every friggin' day. You refuse to have one night stands and are too scared to have sex with somebody until they actually SHOW you HIV test results (even though you have gone skydiving, bungee junping, white water rafting, surfing, etc). You believe in total honesty, you want to fall in love and live happily ever after, and you have tried practically everything imaginable to try and find that special someone.

SO HOW IS IT THAT YOU STILL HAVE NEVER BEEN MARRIED? WHY ARE YOU STILL SINGLE!?

Well, my answer to this question is simple: I’m evidently unique. For example:

a. I do not want to date somebody that has or wants children. (This eliminates about 99% of the female population). [1% remaining]

b. The vast majority of women hate to date shorter guys (I’m 5’5”).
This is also ironic for me since I’ve always found taller women equally attractive and even dated several that were 5’11” tall.
(This eliminates about 75% of the female population). [.0025% remaining]

c. I believe that dating is a preface to marriage wherein both parties contribute, not only emotionally, but financially. Hence, if you aren’t going to pick up the tab sometimes, or refuse to go on vacation unless I pay, or get upset when I use my infamous coupon book (which is like kryptonite to most women), I ain’t the guy for you. (This eliminates about 75% of the female population). [.000625% remaining]

And the list goes on and on. Hence, statistically speaking, I basically have a better chance of winning the lottery and getting hit by lightning simultaneously, then I do of finding my match!

So, to make a very loooong story short, I am NOT interested in sending countless emails to people back and forth or talking on the phone. Trust me, your head would explode if you knew how many communications I’ve sent/received over the years. And I can assure you, the vast majority of them were from people who were merely playing games. Consequently, here is what I suggest:

If you are interested in getting to know me better, lets simply meet for a friendly cup of coffee in a totally public/safe place (i.e. Starbucks inside a Mall). If you are not willing to do this, and instead insist on communicating via email/phone for days/weeks, then honestly, I ain’t the guy for you.

And I know ladies, I know. You think I sound too demanding or insensitive. Its not that. Trust me. The problem is that the vast majority of online ads simply consist of people that want to play games, become penpals, or are fronts for porn sites and/or Russian brides (No kidding). And I’m simply not interested in playing games.
What I'm looking for
A female that is attracted to a vertically challenged (5'5"), frugal (I use coupons), hairy (Italian/Jewish/Catholic) attorney that does NOT have or want kids (www.IdoNOTwantKids.com)

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