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Thornhill, Ontario

  • Male
  • 37 yrs old

Eyes Brown
Hair Dark brown
Height 5' 8"
Body Type Athletic and toned
Marital Status Single
Smoke Never
Drink Socially
Activity Level Active
Have Kids No
Want Kids Someday
Work Type Medical/Dental/Veterinary/Fitness
Education Bachlors degree
Religion Spiritual but not religious
Ethnicity Other
I'm Looking for
Women between the ages of 25 and 33
I'm Interested in
Dating, A long term relationship, Activity partner, Friendship, Marriage
My Interests
  • Camping
  • Canoeing
  • Cottage Get Away
  • Dinner Cruises
  • Mountain Biking
  • Orienteering
  • Rock Climbing
  • Roller Blading
  • Scuba Diving
  • Sea Kayaking
  • Single Parties
  • Single Vacations
  • White Water Rafting
  • Wine Tours
  • Adventure Sports
  • Beer, Wine and Spirits
  • Informative Classes
  • Clubs
  • Comedy
  • Cooking
  • Cultural
  • Day Outings
  • Exercise
  • Foreign Languages
  • Hobbies
  • Social Events
About me
Why I am the guy for you ( NOT really... ;-) ):

-First off, no emotional baggage or extra accessories!!! Zero kids, zero ex-wives, zero ex girlfriend hassles. Very much a baggage-free zone. Completely 100% available, for a limited time only!

- I put the toilet seat down, at times would like it up too ( Toilet seat i mean.. ;-) I also aim exceptionally well ( Yeah i got an invitation from Canadian / US army on the basis of that skill but then..... neva mind will tell you one day ) ;-)

- I shower, shave and bathe regularly. Have been known to brush teeth on special occasions. Sometimes all in the one day.

- Sure, I love sex, but "how 'bout it, baby" won’t be the first thing on my mind ( ok may be second or third, but if its first on your mind then..........Just let me know.

- No drinking, smokin, or drug problems... just never got into any of ‘em.

- I hate arguments ( Debates i like........ ), so have managed to develop communications skills to avoid them. I'm an excellent negotiator (depends on my mood, Watching Transformers over No strings attached.....Transformers all the way .. No negotiation , ok will have a PIP on the T.V and if ya get the popcorn then will let ya ... Lol!).

- Remember there’s a funny side to everything, and I’ll usually find it. If it's possible to make a laugh out of something, then I'll be doing just that, in case not n if i have this strong urge to laugh then will laugh at myself if no one else is makin me ). I love comedy and dont like to make ppl laugh ( not really but it happens anyways and some times i do!. sshhhhh.

- I do a VERY good relaxing massage ( no plans so far to open up a spa or something but if right offer ... you know ). Really, really, really, really, really good ones. A outstanding form of bribery! I know how to pamper, and do so often ( but dont get GREEDY )

- I regularly manage to make intimate moments last more than 30 seconds, and don't immediately fall asleep afterwards ( n if you do then will def. wake ya up or may be will sleep n snore together, now thats romance... yahoooooooo!! ). Well, usually. I don’t fart in bed when you stay over/ may be once... Unless you really want me to. Come on... LOL!

- Not only can I spell “foreplay”, but I’ve actually heard of it. Gotten quite good............. Neva mind, ;-)

- I like cats ( Got one ), dawgs ( got one of them here), Fish/es. And I'm NOT gay n if that makes me on e then THATS your prob. True fact.

- Who cares if those pants make your Bum/ Bon bon look fat? You’ve got a great looking a** anyway. Maannnnnnnnnn.... why am i humming smack that song ( Smack thaaattt till ........ lol! ) ?? Ok now get that head outta Clouds and read further.

- I like physical affection. I won’t run away screaming in a big panic if you want to hold hands, cuddle or kiss in public. I draw the line at having sex whilst being broadcast on live TV / You tube though ( Not even HIGH DEF. OR 3D. Period )

- I actually do understand the difference between intimacy, sensuality and sexuality. They are three different things. Of course, combining all three together is the ultimate, isn't it ? ( I KNOW, NOW SMILE N SEND ME A WINK. Mwah )

- Not only can I spell, but I manage to frequently string enough words together to form sensible sentences( Ok.. let me honest here and that is i used to do spelling bees so.... ). I have also been known to use words with more than two syllables, as well as giving answers that are at least a little bit more detailed than "yes" or "no". I love the art of conversation.

In a nutshell.......
The truth is i`m not here to play a game of "lets see who can act un-interested in each other the most".If you wanna do that with some of these net-queers be my guest. Usually if i meet a girl in real life they are captivated by my gigantic, pulsating, large, elongated, rock hard...PERSONALITY! i mean ( Easyy, easyyy, eeeeaaasssssyyyy )

Send me a message if you can (or can't) resist the urge to throw rocks at me, hit me with your hello kitty lunch box or give me your icky girl cooties.

Pass it on and have ONE Too....

Other interests
Quantum Physics

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