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   kittykitty

pole dance inspector

carteret, new jersey

  • Male
  • 52 yrs old

Stats
Eyes Brown
Hair Black
Height 6' 2"
Body Type Heavyset
Marital Status Divorced
LifeStyle
Smoke Socially
Drink Socially
Activity Level Active
Have Kids Yes and they live away from home
Want Kids Not sure
Work Type Travel/Hospitality/Transportation
Education Some college
Religion Spiritual but not religious
Ethnicity Latino / Hispanic
I'm Looking for
Women between the ages of 35 and 45
I'm Interested in
Dating, A long term relationship, Activity partner, Friendship
My Interests
  • Camping
  • Horseback Riding
  • Rock Climbing
  • Single Parties
  • White Water Rafting
  • Wine Tours
  • Adventure Sports
  • Beer, Wine and Spirits
  • Comedy
  • Cooking
  • Exercise
  • Hobbies
  • Music
  • Social Events
About me
Wow if your reading this then you have a sense of humor ..because I AM all that in a nut shell AND MORE( not just a nut who escaped his shell) MAYBE YOUR SAYING WHAT AN AZZ! OR HE'S SEXY AND HE KNOWS IT....LMAO!
ITS NOT ABOUT THE MODEL DRIVING THE BENZ AND ME SITTING NEXT TO HER MAKING US BOTH LOOK GOOD! O YEA MY PICTURES ARE CURRENT NOT FROM 1980's, EARLY 1990's, TRUST ME NO TIME TO WASTE WITH MAKE BELIEVE!IM ME!PLEASE BE YOU IN THE PICTURE (CURRENT WITHIN SAY THIS YEAR 2012) AND PLEASE HAVE BOTH YOUR ARMS AND LEGS!
Welcome to my profile, first i want to say is,if you took the time to look at my profile i'm flattered i feel my pictures don't do me justice and im really not a photogenic type person I HATE PICTURES THEY SUCK they make me look uglier than i am! lol
I MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT, Dont let my pics fool you Im just a BABY Bear!6,2 230LBS and STILL GETTING HIT ON BY 60 YEAR OLD COUGARS! TALKING ABOUT THEY WANNA SET ME FREE! LET SEE HOW FREE AFTER I PUSH HER OUT A PLANE AT 18,000 FEET SKYDIVING LOL
BY NO MEANS AM I A BODYBUILDER ,IM JUST A BIG GUY.. BUT AFTER A FEW DRINKS I CAN LOOK LIKE (THE ROCK) George Clooney or LL COOL J ALL DEPENDS ON WHAT YOUR DRINKING!
THE HIGHER THE QUALITY THE BETTER I LOOK THE CHEAPER WELL (OLD E)(COLT 45) MOMMER SIMSON,OR CHARLIE SHEEN!
PLEASE JUST DONT WAKE UP SCREAMING NOT AGAIN!OR YOUR NOT HIM! LOL
ALL I WANT IS TO BE SPOILED!, As such you should SPOIL me By holding my hand,Giving me a kiss for no reason or just staring at me with loving eyes,.....IN RETURN I DO SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE U SMILE LAUGH OR GET US BOTH ARRESTED I DONT KNOW WHAT BUT IT WILL BE WELL WORTH IT. IM NOT LOOKING FOR A SUGAR MAMA,YOUR MONEY,CAR, OR BOOBS JUST A SINCERE WOMEN THAT HAS MY PHYSICAL AND MENTAL DEVOTION,,
Honestly why i have this profile here is beyond me? I guess between my job and going to the gym this only makes REAL sense since as far as time is concerned this is more fun!
dating is not like it use to be and to start in it again id rather take a chance swimming in Hudsnon River or sesame street!its safer, and i can get out of the water at anytime.,
Dating these's days will have you in therapy for a few weeks or months or you may never recover! or find that a convent is better!
PLEASE DONT SEND ME 10 year old pics,
OR YAHOO MESSENGER,OR ANY OF THE SCAMS,I HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY SO DONT WASTE YOUR TIME OYEA I CHANGED MY ATM NUMBER SO BITE ME( YOU KNOW WHO)
FRUIT CAKES, TIME WASTERS, GHETTO FABULOUS PLEASE PASS ME BY, MY NAME IS STACEY THATS ALL YOU GET TILL UNTIL WE MEET IN PERSON!if i email you or text you a few times say to me lets talk,1st time i rushed she wanted to eat my dog,2nd igot my credit cards broken into..
I THINK I'M STARTING TO HAVE FUN WITH THIS!
I dont want to go hang out and waste my time with someone i never had a chance with why would anyone?,
My time is too precious to me and i dont know the rules of dating (Some make their own rules as they go!) SO I DONT play the dating games.... THE GAMES SUCKS!
Here if someone likes your look 40% chance they will view your profile,..50% they just (delete) your message, and 10% you might hear from them and find out THEIR WACKO!
ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE ASK!
IM LOOKING FOR MY LOVE, A PARTNER MY BEST FRIEND, NO GAMES,NO PAIN,JUST WANNA REMEMBER WHAT IT LIKE TO BE LOVED! YOU MUST HAVE A SENSE OF ADVENTURE AND HUMOR IT IS A MUST!CAUSE IF I FIND THE RIGHT ONE
IM NOT GONNA CHANCE LOSING HER OVER BULLSHIT!
(WANNA WRESTLE) IM A PEOPLE PERSON GET READY FOR ONE LINER JOKES.I AM TOTALLY POLITICALLY INCORRECT LOL ITS SO MUCH FUN!BUT NOT RUDE I HATE RUDENESS! I PLAY GUITAR AND KEY BOARD GREAT ALL YOU NEED IS A FEW DRINKS. AND I SING THE MORE YOU DRINK THE BETTER I SOUND!
I'm the guy that FILLS HER TWINKIES WITH COLGATE TOOTHPASTE!OR BABY POWDER IN THE HAIR DRYER.. She SHOULDN'T be afraid to jump into a classic Chevy with jeans or to go just chill and lay back i Dont drive a Benz or BMW but their is always public transportation..?
I have alot of stuff got on my mind i wanna do with the right(SANE) person ....LOVE TO YOU ALL
ALL MY PICTURES ARE CURRENT AND I HAVE a few TATTOOS i love working out I DID SAY THAT AGAIN DIDNT I! I hope you LIKE WORKING OUT,
WEIGHTS,CARDIO!BED ROOM OPPS HOW THAT GET THERE?
IF NOT THAT'S NOT YOU THAT'S COOL LOL MY FRIENDS CALL ME STACEY,GRASSHOPPER,MAD SCIENTIST,DIRTY OLD **stard! MY FAVORITE(LATIN GYPSY) LOL BUT THEY WONT CALL ME BORING!
REALLY I AM A POLE DANCER INSPECTOR!
1).BACHELORS OF SCIENCE (POLE DANCING SAFETY)
2).CEO.NATIONAL POLE SAFETY CONSUL AND REGULATORY COMISSION
3).CERTIFIED MASSEUSE MASSAGE INSTITUTE (LEVEL 3 HOT OLIVE OIL/CHOCOLATE SYRUP)
4).POLE AND LAP DANCING INSTRUCTION AND PRE SHOW WARM UP SAFETY
5).FOUNDING CHAIRMAN CEO NATIONAL GYNECOLICS RESEARCH AND CONNOISSEUR FOUNDATION
6).MEMBER NATIONAL LOST CAVE INC.WWW.CAVEDIVERS.ORG
7) FOUNDING MEMBER CHARLIE SHEEN FOR PRESIDENT FOUNDATION
8)YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE? YOU JUST GONNA HAVE TO FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF IF YOU WANNA MORE!
BY THE WAY I AM SHY LOL!
BY THE WAY IM MOVING TO VICTORIA TEXAS IN SEPT AND ID LOVE TO MEET A BEAUTIFUL WOMEN TO ENJOY LIVE WITH AND STOP ME FROM MOVING
9)IM THE PERFECT MAN IM A VERY BAD LIAR,CANT KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE IF I TRY TOO LIE,I TALK IN MY SLEEP AND SPEAK 52 LANGUAGES(IN MY SLEEP) AND REALLY REALLY THEIR HAS TOO BE SOMEONE OUT THERE THAT WONT LET ME DOWN!

Other interests
martial arts,classic muscle cars,weight lifting
What I'm looking for
It maybe the same thing your looking for! love compassion,loyalty, a willingness to succeed my cowgirl who is at home in a jeep as well as 5 star restaurant who can change a tire or cook a meal

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